boring day

Kurt Vonnegut in Deadeye Dick--

To be is to do -- Socrates.

To do is to be -- Jean-Paul Sartre.

Do Be Do Be Do -- Frank Sinatra.


Me -

thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over -- Psalm 23:5, The Holy Bible, King James Version.

thou implantest my breasts with silicone; my cups runneth over -- Pamela Anderson.


"Get a grip on yourself!", did I hear someone shout?
What do you think I've been doing all my life? (ok, blame Jim Morrison for this one)

Will he wank off in a chocolate factory? How am I supposed to know?

Singular. And ready to mingular???????????????