aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh

I need to use the bathroom. It's been 30 minutes and I really need to pee. It would be great if Senor Shit-pants would emerge from his porcelain-bowl oasis sometime in the near future. I'm dying over here!I love how I can hear him tearing the toilet paper off of the roll and then sighing in relief. Disgusting. No wonder TP vanishes in 2.2 seconds in this piece! This is the third time he's been in there tonight.I would just like to relieve my bladder before I start coversating. But noooo. Now I'll have to wait 20 minues for the stench to neutralize. Great.