Tuesday, August 26, 2008

writin..hoe

me: dude.
suds: hola! wassup?
me: don't laugh.
me: i'm off to kumbakonam.


and then i quoted this info from wiki to him, to soften the blow:
according to legend, kumbakonam is the location where the kumbha (pot) in which brahma placed the seed of creation during the great deluge came to rest. kumbakonam is thus said to be the location from which life in the current cycle of creation first came forth.

i bet you didn't know that.
that nugget about the seed of creation being placed in kumbakonam is just killer. the poor wriggling sods that make up my own seed of creation are all going to wither up and die in the mother ship in the place blessed with THE seed of creation. fucking circle of life, man. is it not written, "there is many a lip (and usually a maximum of one slip, ahahahah) between the mother ship and motherhood?". well, now it is.

why am i traveling to the most fucked up places in india?.

and what does mani do when i expect some brotherly sympathy?
mani: dude.im from a small village near kumbakonam
mani: ive been there n hazaar times
mani: my upanayanam happened there
ganja: fuck.
mani: updating blog now.
mani: berlin trip.

how does it feeeeel, as bob bylan asked, to be going to kumbakonam when your friend is humping euro-whores? not good.
ganja: having safe sex?
mani: er...safe jackoffs is more like it.


turns out the friend is not humping euro-whores but that doesn't make me feel any better about going to kumbakonam.

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