batdorks

a mate of mine sent me this mail after reading my blog on batman and the status message on facebook bail.

"Allow me to guess the events of the last 24 hours at your house:
1) After weeks of planning, you realize you've outgrown the Batman footie pajamas from your childhood that you had your mom ship to your apartment.

2) To reconcile this, you spent the hours leading up to midnight on an elliptical machine while wearing ankle weights and a black cape.

3) Several hours later when the footie pajamas still didn't fit, you "gave in" and pinned it to your pants and referred to it as your "Man Dick Cover" when anyone gave you a strange look at the theater. The words "Why you lookin' at my Man Dick Cover? Yeeeaaaahhhhh." left your lips more than once.

4) Three hours of Batman.

5) Six hours of crying and stenciling your new Heath Ledger "In Memoriam" tattoo.

6) Getting said tattoo.

7) Re-donning your Man Dick Cover and doing it all over again, only this time with more swearing."



i felt sick man................