chuck norris - the man, the machine, the mahatma.
some little-known facts about the man:
- rather than being birthed like a normal child, chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
- chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the jFK assassination. as oswald shot, chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. jFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you can't see chuck norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- chuck norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
and, my personal favourite:
- chuck norris does not sleep. he WAITS.
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