1. what is your idea of perfect happiness?
drinking without having to worry about a hangover.
2. what is your greatest fear?
that old age and virginity will gang up on me.
3. which living person do you most admire and why?
i'm going to do a priyanka chopra and say "mother teresa"!
4. what is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
not being careful enough with my possesssions.'the mammoth Book of Vampires' gave me sleepless nights for over a week. because it had somehow gotten underneath the mattress.
5. what is the trait you most deplore in others?
i hate it when people can't laugh at themselves.
6. what is your greatest extravagance?
using auto rickshaws to get around
7. what is your most treasured possession?
can't pick one. Bob Dylan – theme time radio hour would be on top of the pile.
8. where would you like to live?
magazines?? it's not where, O ignorant One, but with who(m?) that's important.*oooooh*
9. what makes you depressed?
sickness.
10. what is your favourite word?
"bitch-slap"! imagine Elektra and wonder woman singing this to the tune of "love trap":
Elektra: Get rea-deee....for a bee-eetch slap (background vocals: bitch-slap! bitch-slap!)
wonder woman : aaaaaah!
11. what is your favourite book?
it used to be "chcha choudhry" by pran. i need to re-read it to find out if it still is.
12. what is your fancy dress costume of choice?
turtle-suit!
13. cat or dog?
neither. bats.
14. is it better to give or to receive?
to give. gimme, gimme, gimme as the song goes.
15. what is your guiltiest pleasure?
i have reached a stage of depravity where i no longer feel guilty about any of my pleasures.
16. what or who is the greatest love of your life?
female vocalists.
17. Have you ever said "i love you" without meaning it?
eh?
18. which words or phrases do you most overuse?
bastard! many references to genitalia, male and female, in English and the vernacular. and i keep saying "who's your daddy now?!' to myself. which is a nicer way of saying bastard!, i guess.
19. what is your greatest regret?
i deleted 4 GB of music to make space for games that never ran. i miss it like mad.
20. when and where were you happiest?
goa, all the trips and the trips.
21. when did you last cry, and why?
Suspended animation always.
22. how do you relax?
i don't.
23. what single thing would improve the quality of your life?
an external hard drive would do nicely. .
24. what keeps you awake at night?
fear.Of.the.....dark, eh heh heh heh.
25. what song would you like played at your funeral?
’face of love’ from 'dead man walkng'. nusrat and vedder can bring back the dead.
26. what is the most important lesson life has taught you?
the importance of being patient. your aRsE.
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